Thursday, 30 December 2010

Des mera rangrez...

Popular aam-junta sentiments on various events in 2010

On being asked how was the movie Kites -
The an-eye-for-detail sentiment : "Maal hai yaar Barbara Mori"

On Sachin scoring a ODI double century -
The I-knew-it sentiment : "Mereko maalum tha Sachin hi kar sakta hai ye"

On the Ayodhya verdict -
The raahat-ki-saans sentiment : "Chalo acchha hua, kuchh to decision hua"

On the iPhone4 bug -
The economy-vs-technology sentiment : "Saala, itne mehenge phone ka kya matlab?"

On Facebook gaining popularity -
The I-am-up-to-date-with-technology sentiment : "maine to kitne din se Orkut pe login hi nahi kiya hai"

Before the Commonwealth games -
The This-was-not-taught-in-GK-classes sentiment : "Ye Commonwealth countries kin ko bolte hain?"

After the Commonwealth games -
The angry-deshbhakt sentiment : "Kalmadi ko jail mein daalo saale ko"

On 2nd anniversary of 26/11 -
The frustrated-deshbhakt sentiment : "Ye Kasab ko hang kyu nahi karte yaar?"

On the 2G-telecom scam news -
The beyond-mathematics sentiment : "Kitna?1.76 Lakh Crore?Kitne zero hote hain bhai?"

And lastly, On Sania Mirza marrying Shoaib Malik -
The eligible-bachelor sentiment : "Poore India mein koi nahi milia usko?"

P.S - "Des Mera" is a track from Indian Ocean's 2003 album,Jhini, also used in the 2010 movie 'Peepli Live'

2 comments:

Bhavani said...

Bhai tere chehre se jitna dhikta usse jada sense of thought hai tere mein... Good One yaar

Bhavani said...

Bhai Tera sense of thought mere expectation se jada nikla :)

Good one.